DOUGLAS: Alright, Alfred Hitchcock.
MARTIN: Ooh, okay. Let’s hear it.
[bing-bong]
DOUGLAS: Hello, my name is First Officer Douglas Richardson. On behalf of the captain and myself, a warm welcome aboard this MJN flight to Qikiqtarjuaq. Just to let you know, we will be flying out from Toronto today, roughly “North by Northwest,” at the “Vertigo”-inducing height of twenty thousand feet, way above “The Birds.” You will already have met your purser today, Carolyn “Rebecca” “Topaz,” but now, as “The Lady Vanishes” behind the “Torn Curtain” into the galley, the steward will hold you “Spellbound” with his “Notorious” demonstration of “The Thirty-Nine Steps” to a safe evacuation, though these basically boil down to three: pull the “Rope,” inflate the “Lifeboat,” and escape through the “Rear Window.”
MARTIN: Ten?
DOUGLAS: Thirteen, I think. I very nearly got “The Man Who Knew Too Much” in, but I was after all talking about Arthur.
—(via bat-super-who-locked-to-be-more)
(Source: batsuperwholockedtobeandmore)
